Zubaz are the jam.  They were the hotness like 20 years ago, developed by weightlifters in Minnesota, rocked by the Fresh Prince, Claudia Schiffer and Dan Marino, and were even official uniforms for the Tampa Bay Storm of the Arena Football League.  Early pairs were made by female convicts in Minnesota state prisons (can’t make this shit up), and when all was said and done they had sold over 10 Million pairs amassing $160 Million in sales!  They’ve been low key since then, having gone bankrupt in ’96, only being affectionately worn by frat dudes and rednecks that scooped them up at Salvation Army.  But the company resurfaced in ’07 to offer their glorious products once again, so you won’t have to sacrifice stains and holes to own a pair.

And you should own a pair.

“Dare to be Different“

@anthony